Order of the D r a g o n
V a m p i r e
Indie RP blog for Vlad Tepes from Bram Stoker's Dracula, History, and Dracula Untold.
CONTAINS GRAPHIC LANGUAGE AND SEXUAL REFERENCES
- ❝You amaze me.❞
- ❝God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex.❞
- ❝Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady?❞
- ❝I’m the Marsha Fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself!❞
- ❝So there’s your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you in…or are you out?❞
- ❝What shall we toast to?❞
- ❝Silly rabbit. My triumph isn’t over them. It’s over you.❞
- ❝You were very much in love with them. You’re still in love with them.❞
- ❝It amused me to make you ashamed of it.❞
- ❝You gave up the first person you ever loved because I threatened your reputation.❞
- ❝Don’t you get it? You’re just a toy. A little toy I like to play with.❞
- ❝Tastes good.❞
- ❝So I assume you’ve come here to make arrangements? But unfortunately, I don’t fuck losers.❞
- ❝Most people are sheep. Who are you to criticize something you’ve never experienced?❞
- ❝I just don’t think people should experience the act of love until they are in love.❞
- ❝Are you a lesbian?❞
- ❝I didn’t meant to offend you. I just picked up on a little bit of that lesbian vibe.❞
- ❝The only reason I let him keep up the charade is because the man has a mouth like a hoover. Oof!❞
- ❝This sure doesn’t take like an iced tea.❞
- ❝Yup. Then I fucked your daughter.❞
- ❝I’m impressed.❞
- ❝Well, I’m in love.❞
- ❝They told me they loved me, and I believed them.❞
- ❝Would you cut your psycho-babble bullshit!❞
- ❝There’s pictures of me on the internet!❞
- ❝My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.❞
- ❝But that would make me a slut, wouldn’t it?❞
- ❝Fucking idiot…❞
- ❝Well I know this sounds corny, but whenever I feel the temptation of peer pressure, I turn to God and he helps me through the problem.❞
- ❝I don’t know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm I’ve caused you.❞
- ❝The truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy.❞
- ❝My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in others’ misery.❞
- ❝I succeed in hurting the first person I ever loved.❞
- ❝Please give me another chance. I’m a wreck without you.❞
- ❝You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. Well here it is. Right in front of you, and you’re going to turn your back on it.❞
- ❝But you are going to have to live the rest of your life knowing that you’ve turned your back on love.❞
- ❝And that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life.❞
- ❝And how are things down under?❞
- ❝E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.❞
- ❝That little wager of yours? Count me in.❞
- ❝ What are the terms?❞
- ❝In English? I’ll fuck your brains out.❞
- ❝Because I’m the only person you can’t have, and it kills you.❞
- ❝You’ve got yourself a bet, baby!❞
- ❝Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.❞
- ❝Why can’t we be together?❞
- ❝You wanna know why? Because I don’t trust myself with you.❞
- ❝You could be a model. It’s too bad you’re not sexy.❞
- ❝I can be sexy!❞
- ❝Keep your legs together. This isn’t Jamaica.❞
- ❝Introduce them to your world of sex, drugs and… what else do you do?❞
- ❝My God. You are completely pussy-whipped.❞
- ❝What happened to us?❞
- ❝You’re in love with them, you don’t love me anymore.❞
- ❝Hmm, quite the predicament you’re in.❞
- ❝Well let me tell you something, people don’t change overnight. You and I are two of a kind. At least I have the guts to admit it.❞
- ❝Not only will you ruin your reputation, you’ll destroy theirs.❞
- ❝I know how to alleviate menstrual cramps, thank you very much.❞
- ❝It’s not like you have a husband - unless you’re married to Jesus.❞
- ❝It’s not you, it’s me…I’m completely fucked up.❞
- ❝I thought I was in love with you, but it was just a lie.❞
- ❝I just wanted to see what you were like in bed.❞
- ❝I wanted it to work, but unfortunately I feel nothing.❞
- ❝You’re such a coward! Look at yourself!❞
- ❝Don’t touch me! Don’t touch me! Don’t fucking touch me!❞
- ❝I can’t stand that holier-than-thou bullshit, and yet, I’m completely infatuated.❞
- ❝It’s okay. You can laugh. I promise not to tell anyone.❞
- ❝Okay, let’s try it again only this time I’m gonna stick my tongue in your mouth, and when I do that I want you to massage my tongue with yours. And that’s what first base is.❞
- ❝They took down my pants and started writing the alphabet with their tongue.❞
- ❝I’ve been very well-informed of your reputation.❞
- ❝You promise people the world in order to get them into bed with you.❞
- ❝Relationships seem too distracting. I’d rather concentrate on my studies.❞
- ❝Get your ass on the bed and prepare for the fuck of your life!❞
- ❝How can someone so charming be so manipulative?❞
“ You’re all mine. ”
“ I could do anything I liked to you… ”
“ Good girl/ boy. ”
“ Bad girl/ boy. ”
“ Say ‘please’. ”
“ Don’t you look pretty like this? ”
“ There’s no need to be so shy. ”
“ You don’t have a choice. ”
” How does it feel? ”
” I brought you a collar. ”
“ Just relax. ”
” Like that? ”
” There’s no hiding how hot and bothered you are, darling. ”
“ My, my — what have we here? ”
send me ‘ ♣︎ ‘ and i’ll generate a number between
1 - 110 for what my muse will say to yours.
( contains a range of themes. mostly angst/fluff/smut. )
Send ‘◎’ and I’ll generate a number from 1-10 for a situation where my muse blurts out ‘I love you’ to your muse. (Mixture of fluffy, nsfw and angsty)
- In an argument
- While kissing
- Last words
- While half asleep
- During foreplay/sex
- As a goodbye
- While dreaming
- While drunk
- When reunited with your muse
- While scared
- 1: Hot, Steamy kiss
- 2: Cheek Kiss
- 3: Nose Kiss
- 4: Forehead Kiss
- 5: Firm Kiss
- 6: Gentle Peck
- 7: Romantic Kiss
- 8: Eyelid Kiss
- 9: Jawline Kiss
- 10: Neck Kiss
- 11: Collarbone Kiss
- 12: Chest Kiss
- 13: Stomach Kiss
- 14: Kiss Along the Hips
- 15: Kiss in the Rain
- 16: Upside-Down Kiss
- 17: Goofy Kiss
- 18: Underwater Kiss
- 19: Forceful Kiss
- 20: Any of the Above
- 21: Then there’s tongue